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"Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
For I never saw true beauty till this night."♥
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If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?
In the movie I notice they both look finally at peace when its all over, tragic yet beautiful
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Nothings permanent, Not even death -Johnny Depp
'The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus'
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If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?
It really was the best movie Ive seen in a really long time
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Nothings permanent, Not even death -Johnny Depp
'The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus'
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If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?
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Anyone perfect must be lying
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Sweeney Todd
What is this?
Mrs. Lovett
What is this?
Sweeney Todd
Smells like piss
Mrs. Lovett
Smells like, ew!
Sweeney Todd
What is this? This is piss. Piss with ink.
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Anyone perfect must be lying
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Sweeney Todd
What is this?
Mrs. Lovett
What is this?
Sweeney Todd
Smells like piss
Mrs. Lovett
Smells like, ew!
Sweeney Todd
What is this? This is piss. Piss with ink.
Ahhh and the movie hes filming is called '
I wanna see him
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Nothings permanent, Not even death -Johnny Depp
'The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus'
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Nothings permanent, Not even death -Johnny Depp
'The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus'